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June 11, 2025
How do you live your life?!
How Do You Live Your Life? It’s a post-hens haze for Sam, and the question on everyone’s lips is: how does Dane Swan survive this lifestyle weekly? With tequila-fuelled chaos, hai...
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June 11, 2025
How do you live your life?!
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Round 14 Maths Science for 2025
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"School is for losers"
June 04, 2025
Round 13 Maths Science for 2025
May 29, 2025
Guest Friend - Luke Ball
May 28, 2025
Round 12 Maths Science for 2025
May 14, 2025
Round 10 Maths Science for 2025
May 21, 2025
Round 11 Maths Science for 2025
May 14, 2025
She Took Responsibility... Then Blamed the Umpires
May 07, 2025
Guest Friend - Michael Roberts
May 07, 2025
Round 9 Maths Science for 2025
May 07, 2025
The only thing I'd threaten is a good time!
April 30, 2025
Round 8 Maths Science for 2025
April 30, 2025
From that day forward
April 23, 2025
Guest Friend - Gary Ayres
April 16, 2025
Round 6 Maths Science for 2025
April 16, 2025
This is a non-heroin flight, ladies and gentlemen
April 09, 2025
Math Science meets Salmon Facials
April 02, 2025
It's weird to be best friends with everyone
April 02, 2025
Round 4 Maths Science for 2025
March 26, 2025
Round 3 Maths Science for 2025
March 27, 2025
Why aren't they called baby grapes?
March 19, 2025
Maths Science - Round 2 - AFL Season 2025
March 19, 2025
"I dont have to watch shows about gardening"
March 12, 2025
Nick Daicos: End of an era + Maths Science
March 12, 2025
Guest Friend - Dyson Heppell
March 05, 2025
Guest Friend - Sarah Hosking & Season preview
February 28, 2025
Bring XXXX? Don't come again
March 05, 2025
"You do Summery things in the Summer"
February 26, 2025
Guest Friend - Xander McGuire
January 27, 2025
Bonus! 10 mins of Listener questions
January 29, 2025
Is that why the footy show hasn’t called me?
February 06, 2025
Guest Friend - Billy Brownless
February 06, 2025
Dane responds to Kane
February 12, 2025
“Taylor Swift: They only boo the good ones”
December 19, 2024
Guest Friend - Ruby Schleicher
December 20, 2024
One day a week qualifies for a Xmas party!
January 18, 2025
Guest Friend - Adam Peacock
January 23, 2025
Guest friend - Jack Heverin
December 04, 2024
Guest Friend - Titus O'Reily
December 11, 2024
Guest friend returns: Damien Fleming
December 12, 2024
2010 reunion review & listener questions
November 22, 2024
Not a pool cleaner, nor a ruckman
November 14, 2024
Dane and Dusty - Last Crack
October 23, 2024
Dan finishing what he started
November 13, 2024
Guest Friend returns - Tom Morris
October 16, 2024
North stung me again
October 17, 2024
Guest Friend - Daniel Moor
October 03, 2024
Guest Friend - Brett Ratten
September 26, 2024
The retired players didn’t die
September 18, 2024
Dane is also available for The Suns...at a price
September 26, 2024
Guest Friend - Nathan Murphy
September 12, 2024
"Stephen Quartermain you star" with Guest friend Quarters
September 11, 2024
80% of them wanted Dane Swan
September 04, 2024
Guest friend Trevor Marmalade: How Warney was a Duck's bunny!
August 28, 2024
Guest Friend - Dan Hannebery
August 29, 2024
Maths Science RDO feat. listener questions
August 14, 2024
Guest Friend - Jobe Watson
August 08, 2024
"I can see Dusty doing Players' night on FOX"
August 07, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 22
July 31, 2024
Dim Sim Dane + Maths Science round 21
August 01, 2024
Guest Friend - Super Sainter Stevie Baker
July 25, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 20
July 19, 2024
Reunions and recoveries
July 19, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 19
July 04, 2024
And then there were 2 + Maths Science
July 12, 2024
Mobility scooters + Maths Science
June 26, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 16
June 27, 2024
Its nice to get out and have my fill of men
June 18, 2024
Still not in Collingwood's Hall of Fame + Maths Science
June 18, 2024
Hall of Fame Dane and Mick Malthouse
June 13, 2024
"Melbourne fans have no class" + Maths Science round 14
June 13, 2024
"How I met Dusty" & guest friend Marko Allen, returns
March 27, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3
March 21, 2024
Guest Friend - Jack Watts
March 20, 2024
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2
March 13, 2024
Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw
March 06, 2024
Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science
March 06, 2024
How sincere do you think that apology was?
February 28, 2024
He was just being a good friend
February 29, 2024
Dane's cooking show update and listener questions
December 20, 2023
A year in review
November 30, 2023
I'm all out of Milk!
November 29, 2023
Guest Friend - Gideon Haigh
November 22, 2023
Chef Dane
November 16, 2023
Guest Friend - Sergio Paradise
November 01, 2023
Medicinal Cocaine
November 15, 2023
Why are you so needy?
October 03, 2023
We did one to prove Dane is alive
September 28, 2023
Guest Friend - Tom Morris
September 27, 2023
Why we didn't do a pod last week.
September 14, 2023
Guest Friend - Neil Balme
September 13, 2023
Listener questions + Maths Science Finals wk2
September 06, 2023
Maths Science - Finals Week 1 & Ralphy's Spring stable
August 30, 2023
Guest Friend - Champion Data's Daniel Hoyne
August 30, 2023
That's not a face washer
August 24, 2023
Guest Friend - Brett Deledio
August 23, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 24
August 16, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 23
August 02, 2023
Guest Friend - Mike Sheahan
July 21, 2023
I hope Nick Daicos gets suspended
July 28, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 20
July 20, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 19
July 14, 2023
Guest Friend - MarkoAllen
July 13, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 18
July 06, 2023
Guest Friend - Sonja Hood
July 06, 2023
Split me down the middle and Maths Science Round 17
June 20, 2023
Fev left me stranded
June 15, 2023
Lunchies, Brunchies and Scrunchies
June 14, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 14
June 08, 2023
Guest Friend - Terry Daniher
May 18, 2023
Legs don't get as cold as arms
May 31, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 12
June 01, 2023
I look like sideshow Bob
June 07, 2023
Hyper Bowl Plus Maths Science!
May 11, 2023
I've walked so they can run
May 17, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 10
May 10, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 9
May 03, 2023
I'm a neutral unbiased, bias supporter + Maths Science Round 8
April 27, 2023
Pies did it for Ron
April 26, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 7
April 19, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 6
April 13, 2023
Guest Friend - Chris Johnson
April 12, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 5
April 05, 2023
I was too tired to argue with umpires
March 31, 2023
Dane Swan paid up North
March 24, 2023
BONUS! Divorce advice and listener questions
March 28, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 3
March 22, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 2
March 16, 2023
The towel gets me
March 15, 2023
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 1
March 08, 2023
Dirty Snowball
March 08, 2023
Season 2023 Maths Science Preview with Heath Shaw
February 24, 2023
Another Jack Ginnivan hot take coz everyone else did
February 24, 2023
Guest Friend - Anthony Koutoufides
February 15, 2023
Guest Friend - Dermott Brereton
February 15, 2023
Dane's first week on the Job + Maths Science
February 08, 2023
Sock talk and listener questions 🧦🤪
February 08, 2023
We are in the Trust Tree
February 01, 2023
Yes, the Microphone is working
January 25, 2023
Girl Dad Dane
January 25, 2023
Guest Friend - Nathan Jones
December 17, 2022
We knew Pendles' off field antics would catch up with him!
December 16, 2022
Guest Friend - Brenton Sanderson
December 07, 2022
He's got a bit of Dane about him
November 23, 2022
You think this is easy?!
November 23, 2022
Guest Friend - Abbey Holmes
November 16, 2022
Guest Friend - Nazeem Hussain
November 16, 2022
Brownlow Maths Science Scandal
November 09, 2022
Guest Friend - Nathan Buckley
November 02, 2022
Catch up on Listener questions
November 02, 2022
Off-season holiday
October 05, 2022
Listener questions
October 05, 2022
Guest Friend - Jason Richardson
September 28, 2022
The world doesn't want change until it happens
September 28, 2022
Guest Friend - Ben Darwin
September 21, 2022
Maths Science AFL Grand Final 2022
September 21, 2022
Guest Friend - Corey Mckernan
September 16, 2022
Dane's emergency surgery update/Maths Science
September 12, 2022
Mini Pod Special - How Ollie and Moods met The Queen and Dane didn't!
September 07, 2022
Maths Science AFL Semi Finals 2022
September 07, 2022
AFL Footballer privilege
August 31, 2022
I'm going to Glen Waverley
August 31, 2022
Maths Science AFL Finals week 1 2022
August 24, 2022
I'm not a sook, but
August 24, 2022
Guest Friend - Nathan Burke
August 17, 2022
He might tape it up
August 17, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 23 Preview 2022
August 10, 2022
I'd answer honestly something dishonest
August 10, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 22 Preview 2022
August 03, 2022
6 mins of listener questions
August 03, 2022
Guest Friend - Nick Maxwell
August 03, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 21 Preview 2022
July 28, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 20 Preview 2022
July 22, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 19 Preview 2022
July 22, 2022
Leave my name out of it
July 13, 2022
How do Men Vab?
July 13, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 18 Preview 2022
July 06, 2022
Fev stole my thunder
July 06, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 17 Preview 2022
June 29, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 16 Preview 2022
June 29, 2022
Put them away, I've had enough
June 22, 2022
Dane on De Goey
June 22, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 15 Preview 2022
June 22, 2022
Guest Friend - Robbie Kearns
June 15, 2022
I cant believe players don't take drugs for fun these days
June 15, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 14 Preview 2022
June 08, 2022
Guest Friend - David Neitz
June 08, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 13 Preview 2022
June 01, 2022
Human maple leaf
June 01, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 12 Preview 2022
May 25, 2022
I wait for you every Wednesday
May 25, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 11 Preview 2022
May 18, 2022
Guest Friend - David Rhys-Jones
May 18, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 10 Preview 2022
May 18, 2022
Hump day listener questions
May 11, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 9 Preview 2022
May 11, 2022
I'm not paying for a physio
May 04, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 8 Preview 2022
May 04, 2022
Guest Friend - Jimmy Bartel
April 27, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 7 Preview 2022
April 27, 2022
Lifesaver Dane
April 12, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 5 Preview 2022
April 12, 2022
Guest friend Jobe Watson returns & Dane's Giraffe issues
April 06, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 4 Preview 2022
April 06, 2022
Nathan thinks he's funny
March 30, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 3 Preview 2022
March 23, 2022
They're not connected
March 23, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 2 Preview 2022
March 30, 2022
I knew what was coming
March 15, 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 1 Preview 2022
March 11, 2022
The missing Swanny and Warnie Podcasts
March 11, 2022
Maths Science Season 2022 Preview
March 02, 2022
Guest Friend - Damien Fleming 🏏
March 02, 2022
Not a hose
February 22, 2022
I thought they were truffles 🍄
February 22, 2022
Mexican Maths Science & listener questions
December 21, 2021
There's nothing holiday about an overseas holiday with an infant
November 30, 2021
Guest Friend - Liam Pickering
November 30, 2021
He called me Dwayne
November 23, 2021
Guest Friend - Damien Oliver
November 23, 2021
A Professional question asker
November 16, 2021
Guest Friend - Brendon Gale - CEO Richmond FC
November 16, 2021
Dane's missing Linkedin page
November 10, 2021
Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 2
November 09, 2021
Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 1
September 30, 2021
This is where is we differ
September 24, 2021
Bonus Episode - AFL Grand Final Preview
September 23, 2021
Bonus Episode with special guest Mark Bickley
September 21, 2021
A lot of zingers went down the toilet
September 19, 2021
Special guest, Brownlow medalist, Shane Woewodin
September 12, 2021
I haven't heard much from my Port Adelaide friends
September 09, 2021
You snooze you lose
September 02, 2021
I wanted Brownlow votes I never yelled at umpires
August 26, 2021
Part 2 - Finals maths science and listener questions"
August 26, 2021
Part 1 - I sit in my car and pretend I can drive somewhere
August 20, 2021
Pt 2: Listener questions to Leon and Dane
August 20, 2021
Pt1: Guest friend Magpie legend Leon Davis
August 18, 2021
Round 23 maths science punting preview
August 13, 2021
Round 22 maths science punting preview
August 06, 2021
Part 2 - Listener Questions & Round 21 Punting Preview
August 06, 2021
Part 1- Guest Friend: Jobe Watson
July 30, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 20 AFL Preview
July 30, 2021
I'm going to celebrate my sacking
July 23, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 19 AFL Preview
July 23, 2021
The juice wasn't worth the squeeze
July 16, 2021
Emergency Lockdown pod 4 our ppl
July 14, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 18 AFL Preview
July 14, 2021
You just don't know because it's automatic
July 07, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 17 AFL Preview
July 07, 2021
These birds haven't stopped chirping all morning
June 30, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 16 AFL Preview
June 30, 2021
I've got more talent in my Pinkie foot!
June 23, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 15 AFL Preview
June 23, 2021
My arms touched it, my hands didn't
June 16, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 14 AFL Preview
June 16, 2021
I'll put the knee pads on...
June 09, 2021
Bonus Ep: Swanny's reaction to Breaking News around Bucks and Round 13 AFL Preview
June 09, 2021
A Farm at the back of Preston
June 03, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 12 AFL Preview
June 03, 2021
I'm old enough to be their Dad
May 26, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 11 AFL Preview
May 26, 2021
It's not something you can teach
May 20, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 10 AFL Preview
May 19, 2021
The thing you push out is the present
May 12, 2021
"I keep forgetting they're from Adelaide" plus Round 9 AFL Preview
May 05, 2021
Dane's Collingwood chat and Round 8 punting preview
April 29, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 7 AFL Preview
April 28, 2021
Special Guest Matthew Richo Richo Man
April 23, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 6 AFL Preview
April 14, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 5 AFL Preview
April 14, 2021
Episode 29's Listener questions
April 14, 2021
I couldn't be bothered using my thumbs
April 07, 2021
Ever played dead fish? With special guest Corey McKernan
April 07, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 4 AFL Preview
March 31, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 3 AFL Preview
March 30, 2021
My Brain is still there, my body isn't
March 25, 2021
Bonus Episode - Round 2 AFL Preview
March 24, 2021
Guest Friend - Adam Rozenbachs
March 17, 2021
#istandwithdarce with Luke Darcy guest friend
March 11, 2021
It's bump day with Swanny and friends
March 04, 2021
Part 2 Serious Collingwood chat and listener questions
March 04, 2021
Lord Heath Shaw
February 18, 2021
Daddy Dane and the most surreal experience of my life
February 03, 2021
Ben Graham - Superbowl stuff
January 19, 2021
Tiger Talk with Marko Allen
January 14, 2021
It's simple Maths Science
December 23, 2020
Tyson Goldsack and the Pregnancy Police
December 16, 2020
Pick #58 for Collingwood and Georgie Parker
December 02, 2020
A babymoon south of Daylesford
November 23, 2020
Talking Kobe, Shaq & Phil with Special guest: American Sports writer, Jeff Pearlman
November 17, 2020
Swanny's take on the trade
November 12, 2020
Special guest named Scott! (Dooley)
October 27, 2020
Saturday got away from us
October 22, 2020
Swanny's 2010 Grand final memories
October 20, 2020
No cashies but Candice
October 13, 2020
I've never put a hockey glove on
October 06, 2020
Do men ovulate?
October 01, 2020
Best of the Guests
September 22, 2020
Dane's nightclub advice for Eddie
September 15, 2020
What shape is a ring?
September 10, 2020
You're going to have to drop one on me
September 03, 2020
I'm a Corona survivor
August 25, 2020
We didn't reeeeaally trash the hotel room...
August 20, 2020
It's time: Urban Dictionary returns
August 10, 2020
The day starts whether you're up or not
August 03, 2020
It's a good time to be a polygamist
July 23, 2020
Hot dogs on face
July 16, 2020
I'd be careful of KFC before a massage
July 08, 2020
I find it hard to blame the Security Guards
July 01, 2020
I say hi to their dog
June 24, 2020
This is how stupid ppl are:
June 10, 2020
Do Chicken Chips contain chicken?
May 27, 2020
Taylor can be pretty blunt.
May 13, 2020
Kochie's is just a poor man's Eddie
April 29, 2020
I knocked on Buck's door with a bong.
April 15, 2020
Dane's on and off field Teammates of the Century
March 30, 2020
You gotta use a mouse
March 17, 2020
Have you seen the party hole?
March 11, 2020
Daisy and Dane! Dale Thomas special guest!
March 10, 2020
I'm not a licensed medical professional
February 25, 2020
Corona Mirus Vask
February 07, 2020
Georgie's Parker's Non-AFLW Preview
January 22, 2020
Not if you Don't Know It's Happening
January 14, 2020
Even God has a day off! Guest Natasha Exelby
December 20, 2019
12 minutes to end the year
December 18, 2019
Candice for a cause
December 17, 2019
Positive hour with Paralympic P taker Don Elgin
December 13, 2019
The kid was watching my Netflix
December 03, 2019
Hero Week with V8 Star David Reynolds
November 27, 2019
The Snuffleupagus Is Real!
November 22, 2019
UFC star Jake Matthews and Dane's hypotheticals
November 20, 2019
Men Have Feelings Too
October 31, 2019
Peter Moody and Swanny - what could go wrong?
October 29, 2019
I Can't Believe the Titanic Sank
October 06, 2019
Dane's Hypotheticals with Sam R and Sam Newman
October 01, 2019
Dusty, Dane and Celine
September 24, 2019
Two at a time to save time
September 17, 2019
I tried to let it out nicely
September 04, 2019
Economy does some weird things to ya
August 27, 2019
The Toughest Thing In Football
August 20, 2019
"I've never seen a purple carrot."
August 13, 2019
Sam Newman and Sam Riches
July 02, 2019
"Kid Looker Afterer"
June 27, 2019
Dane and Scott's politically correct footie talk
June 13, 2019
Coat Swap
June 04, 2019
Hard as a cat's head
May 27, 2019
Learn to love your interlock
May 22, 2019
Vegas: 6 days and 2 sleeps
May 14, 2019
When Taylor got home with the ginger
May 08, 2019
Drinking Bans Invite Nothing But Trouble
April 30, 2019
Is Veganism a disease?
April 24, 2019
C'mon Deidre
April 16, 2019
Trifecta of Tools
April 09, 2019
Tree Hugging
April 02, 2019
Dane the Daddy Blogger
March 26, 2019
You weren't getting an earn doing a lap on grand final day
March 19, 2019
Gatorade Vodka and have you washed the clothes?
March 12, 2019
No Worries Ken
March 05, 2019
The Softest Thing I’ve Ever Touched
February 26, 2019
As soon as I got to the MCG I couldn't stop getting it
February 19, 2019
Ed wears his heart on his face
February 12, 2019
Vic Roads and Dole Queues
February 12, 2019
Who are Dane and Scotty and why are they doing a podcast together
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