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July 19, 2024

Reunions and recoveries

Dane fancies himself the next Lara Bingle and no were not referring to his hungover footy skills over the weekend. He calls in from his bed in Perth to join the rest of the commu...

Previous Episodes

July 19, 2024

Reunions and recoveries

July 19, 2024

AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 19

July 04, 2024

And then there were 2 + Maths Science

July 12, 2024

Mobility scooters + Maths Science

June 26, 2024

AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 16

June 27, 2024

Its nice to get out and have my fill of men

June 18, 2024

Still not in Collingwood's Hall of Fame + Maths Science

June 18, 2024

Hall of Fame Dane and Mick Malthouse

June 13, 2024

"Melbourne fans have no class" + Maths Science round 14

June 13, 2024

"How I met Dusty" & guest friend Marko Allen, returns

March 27, 2024

AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3

March 21, 2024

Guest Friend - Jack Watts

March 20, 2024

AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2

March 13, 2024

Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw

March 06, 2024

Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science

March 06, 2024

How sincere do you think that apology was?

February 29, 2024

Dane's cooking show update and listener questions

February 28, 2024

He was just being a good friend

December 20, 2023

A year in review

November 30, 2023

I'm all out of Milk!

November 29, 2023

Guest Friend - Gideon Haigh

November 22, 2023

Chef Dane

November 01, 2023

Medicinal Cocaine

November 15, 2023

Why are you so needy?

November 16, 2023

Guest Friend - Sergio Paradise

October 03, 2023

We did one to prove Dane is alive

September 28, 2023

Guest Friend - Tom Morris

September 27, 2023

Why we didn't do a pod last week.

September 14, 2023

Guest Friend - Neil Balme

September 13, 2023

Listener questions + Maths Science Finals wk2

September 06, 2023

Maths Science - Finals Week 1 & Ralphy's Spring stable

August 30, 2023

Guest Friend - Champion Data's Daniel Hoyne

August 30, 2023

That's not a face washer

August 23, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 24

August 24, 2023

Guest Friend - Brett Deledio

August 16, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 23

August 02, 2023

Guest Friend - Mike Sheahan

July 21, 2023

I hope Nick Daicos gets suspended

July 28, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 20

July 20, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 19

July 14, 2023

Guest Friend - MarkoAllen

July 13, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 18

July 06, 2023

Guest Friend - Sonja Hood

July 06, 2023

Split me down the middle and Maths Science Round 17

June 20, 2023

Fev left me stranded

June 15, 2023

Lunchies, Brunchies and Scrunchies

June 14, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 14

June 08, 2023

Guest Friend - Terry Daniher

June 07, 2023

Hyper Bowl Plus Maths Science!

May 18, 2023

Legs don't get as cold as arms

May 31, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 12

June 01, 2023

I look like sideshow Bob

May 17, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 10

May 11, 2023

I've walked so they can run

May 10, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 9

May 03, 2023

I'm a neutral unbiased, bias supporter + Maths Science Round 8

April 27, 2023

Pies did it for Ron

April 26, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 7

April 19, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 6

April 13, 2023

Guest Friend - Chris Johnson

April 12, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 5

April 05, 2023

I was too tired to argue with umpires

March 31, 2023

Dane Swan paid up North

March 24, 2023

BONUS! Divorce advice and listener questions

March 28, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 3

March 22, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 2

March 16, 2023

The towel gets me

March 15, 2023

AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 1

March 08, 2023

Dirty Snowball

March 08, 2023

Season 2023 Maths Science Preview with Heath Shaw

February 24, 2023

Another Jack Ginnivan hot take coz everyone else did

February 24, 2023

Guest Friend - Anthony Koutoufides

February 15, 2023

Guest Friend - Dermott Brereton

February 15, 2023

Dane's first week on the Job + Maths Science

February 08, 2023

Sock talk and listener questions 🧦🤪

February 08, 2023

We are in the Trust Tree

February 01, 2023

Yes, the Microphone is working

January 25, 2023

Girl Dad Dane

January 25, 2023

Guest Friend - Nathan Jones

December 17, 2022

We knew Pendles' off field antics would catch up with him!

December 16, 2022

Guest Friend - Brenton Sanderson

December 07, 2022

He's got a bit of Dane about him

November 23, 2022

You think this is easy?!

November 23, 2022

Guest Friend - Abbey Holmes

November 16, 2022

Guest Friend - Nazeem Hussain

November 16, 2022

Brownlow Maths Science Scandal

November 09, 2022

Guest Friend - Nathan Buckley

November 02, 2022

Catch up on Listener questions

November 02, 2022

Off-season holiday

October 05, 2022

Listener questions

October 05, 2022

Guest Friend - Jason Richardson

September 28, 2022

The world doesn't want change until it happens

September 28, 2022

Guest Friend - Ben Darwin

September 21, 2022

Maths Science AFL Grand Final 2022

September 21, 2022

Guest Friend - Corey Mckernan

September 16, 2022

Dane's emergency surgery update/Maths Science

September 12, 2022

Mini Pod Special - How Ollie and Moods met The Queen and Dane didn't!

September 07, 2022

Maths Science AFL Semi Finals 2022

September 07, 2022

AFL Footballer privilege

August 31, 2022

I'm going to Glen Waverley

August 31, 2022

Maths Science AFL Finals week 1 2022

August 24, 2022

I'm not a sook, but

August 24, 2022

Guest Friend - Nathan Burke

August 17, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 23 Preview 2022

August 17, 2022

He might tape it up

August 10, 2022

I'd answer honestly something dishonest

August 10, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 22 Preview 2022

August 03, 2022

6 mins of listener questions

August 03, 2022

Guest Friend - Nick Maxwell

August 03, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 21 Preview 2022

July 28, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 20 Preview 2022

July 22, 2022

Leave my name out of it

July 22, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 19 Preview 2022

July 13, 2022

How do Men Vab?

July 13, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 18 Preview 2022

July 06, 2022

Fev stole my thunder

July 06, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 17 Preview 2022

June 29, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 16 Preview 2022

June 29, 2022

Put them away, I've had enough

June 22, 2022

Dane on De Goey

June 22, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 15 Preview 2022

June 22, 2022

Guest Friend - Robbie Kearns

June 15, 2022

I cant believe players don't take drugs for fun these days

June 15, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 14 Preview 2022

June 08, 2022

Guest Friend - David Neitz

June 08, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 13 Preview 2022

June 01, 2022

Human maple leaf

June 01, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 12 Preview 2022

May 25, 2022

I wait for you every Wednesday

May 25, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 11 Preview 2022

May 18, 2022

Guest Friend - David Rhys-Jones

May 18, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 10 Preview 2022

May 18, 2022

Hump day listener questions

May 11, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 9 Preview 2022

May 11, 2022

I'm not paying for a physio

May 04, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 8 Preview 2022

May 04, 2022

Guest Friend - Jimmy Bartel

April 27, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 7 Preview 2022

April 27, 2022

Lifesaver Dane

April 12, 2022

Guest friend Jobe Watson returns & Dane's Giraffe issues

April 12, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 5 Preview 2022

April 06, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 4 Preview 2022

April 06, 2022

Nathan thinks he's funny

March 30, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 3 Preview 2022

March 23, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 2 Preview 2022

March 30, 2022

I knew what was coming

March 23, 2022

They're not connected

March 15, 2022

Maths Science AFL Round 1 Preview 2022

March 11, 2022

The missing Swanny and Warnie Podcasts

March 11, 2022

Maths Science Season 2022 Preview

March 02, 2022

Not a hose

March 02, 2022

Guest Friend - Damien Fleming 🏏

February 22, 2022

I thought they were truffles 🍄

February 22, 2022

Mexican Maths Science & listener questions

December 21, 2021

There's nothing holiday about an overseas holiday with an infant

November 30, 2021

Guest Friend - Liam Pickering

November 30, 2021

He called me Dwayne

November 23, 2021

Guest Friend - Damien Oliver

November 23, 2021

A Professional question asker

November 16, 2021

Guest Friend - Brendon Gale - CEO Richmond FC

November 16, 2021

Dane's missing Linkedin page

November 10, 2021

Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 2

November 09, 2021

Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 1

September 30, 2021

This is where is we differ

September 24, 2021

Bonus Episode - AFL Grand Final Preview

September 23, 2021

Bonus Episode with special guest Mark Bickley

September 21, 2021

A lot of zingers went down the toilet

September 19, 2021

Special guest, Brownlow medalist, Shane Woewodin

September 12, 2021

I haven't heard much from my Port Adelaide friends

September 09, 2021

You snooze you lose

September 02, 2021

I wanted Brownlow votes I never yelled at umpires

August 26, 2021

Part 1 - I sit in my car and pretend I can drive somewhere

August 26, 2021

Part 2 - Finals maths science and listener questions"

August 20, 2021

Pt1: Guest friend Magpie legend Leon Davis

August 20, 2021

Pt 2: Listener questions to Leon and Dane

August 18, 2021

Round 23 maths science punting preview

August 13, 2021

Round 22 maths science punting preview

August 06, 2021

Part 2 - Listener Questions & Round 21 Punting Preview

August 06, 2021

Part 1- Guest Friend: Jobe Watson

July 30, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 20 AFL Preview

July 30, 2021

I'm going to celebrate my sacking

July 23, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 19 AFL Preview

July 23, 2021

The juice wasn't worth the squeeze

July 16, 2021

Emergency Lockdown pod 4 our ppl

July 14, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 18 AFL Preview

July 14, 2021

You just don't know because it's automatic

July 07, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 17 AFL Preview

July 07, 2021

These birds haven't stopped chirping all morning

June 30, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 16 AFL Preview

June 30, 2021

I've got more talent in my Pinkie foot!

June 23, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 15 AFL Preview

June 23, 2021

My arms touched it, my hands didn't

June 16, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 14 AFL Preview

June 16, 2021

I'll put the knee pads on...

June 09, 2021

Bonus Ep: Swanny's reaction to Breaking News around Bucks and Round 13 AFL Preview

June 09, 2021

A Farm at the back of Preston

June 03, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 12 AFL Preview

June 03, 2021

I'm old enough to be their Dad

May 26, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 11 AFL Preview

May 26, 2021

It's not something you can teach

May 20, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 10 AFL Preview

May 19, 2021

The thing you push out is the present

May 12, 2021

"I keep forgetting they're from Adelaide" plus Round 9 AFL Preview

May 05, 2021

Dane's Collingwood chat and Round 8 punting preview

April 29, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 7 AFL Preview

April 28, 2021

Special Guest Matthew Richo Richo Man

April 23, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 6 AFL Preview

April 14, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 5 AFL Preview

April 14, 2021

Episode 29's Listener questions

April 14, 2021

I couldn't be bothered using my thumbs

April 07, 2021

Ever played dead fish? With special guest Corey McKernan

April 07, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 4 AFL Preview

March 31, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 3 AFL Preview

March 30, 2021

My Brain is still there, my body isn't

March 25, 2021

Bonus Episode - Round 2 AFL Preview

March 24, 2021

Guest Friend - Adam Rozenbachs

March 17, 2021

#istandwithdarce with Luke Darcy guest friend

March 11, 2021

It's bump day with Swanny and friends

March 04, 2021

Part 2 Serious Collingwood chat and listener questions

March 04, 2021

Lord Heath Shaw

February 18, 2021

Daddy Dane and the most surreal experience of my life

February 03, 2021

Ben Graham - Superbowl stuff

January 19, 2021

Tiger Talk with Marko Allen

January 14, 2021

It's simple Maths Science

December 23, 2020

Tyson Goldsack and the Pregnancy Police

December 16, 2020

Pick #58 for Collingwood and Georgie Parker

December 02, 2020

A babymoon south of Daylesford

November 23, 2020

Talking Kobe, Shaq & Phil with Special guest: American Sports writer, Jeff Pearlman

November 17, 2020

Swanny's take on the trade

November 12, 2020

Special guest named Scott! (Dooley)

October 27, 2020

Saturday got away from us

October 22, 2020

Swanny's 2010 Grand final memories

October 20, 2020

No cashies but Candice

October 13, 2020

I've never put a hockey glove on

October 06, 2020

Do men ovulate?

October 01, 2020

Best of the Guests

September 22, 2020

Dane's nightclub advice for Eddie

September 15, 2020

What shape is a ring?

September 10, 2020

You're going to have to drop one on me

September 03, 2020

I'm a Corona survivor

August 25, 2020

We didn't reeeeaally trash the hotel room...

August 20, 2020

It's time: Urban Dictionary returns

August 10, 2020

The day starts whether you're up or not

August 03, 2020

It's a good time to be a polygamist

July 23, 2020

Hot dogs on face

July 16, 2020

I'd be careful of KFC before a massage

July 08, 2020

I find it hard to blame the Security Guards

July 01, 2020

I say hi to their dog

June 24, 2020

This is how stupid ppl are:

June 10, 2020

Do Chicken Chips contain chicken?

May 27, 2020

Taylor can be pretty blunt.

May 13, 2020

Kochie's is just a poor man's Eddie

April 29, 2020

I knocked on Buck's door with a bong.

April 15, 2020

Dane's on and off field Teammates of the Century

March 30, 2020

You gotta use a mouse

March 17, 2020

Have you seen the party hole?

March 11, 2020

Daisy and Dane! Dale Thomas special guest!

March 10, 2020

I'm not a licensed medical professional

February 25, 2020

Corona Mirus Vask

February 07, 2020

Georgie's Parker's Non-AFLW Preview

January 22, 2020

Not if you Don't Know It's Happening

January 14, 2020

Even God has a day off! Guest Natasha Exelby

December 20, 2019

12 minutes to end the year

December 18, 2019

Candice for a cause

December 17, 2019

Positive hour with Paralympic P taker Don Elgin

December 13, 2019

The kid was watching my Netflix

December 03, 2019

Hero Week with V8 Star David Reynolds

November 27, 2019

The Snuffleupagus Is Real!

November 22, 2019

UFC star Jake Matthews and Dane's hypotheticals

November 20, 2019

Men Have Feelings Too

October 31, 2019

Peter Moody and Swanny - what could go wrong?

October 29, 2019

I Can't Believe the Titanic Sank

October 06, 2019

Dane's Hypotheticals with Sam R and Sam Newman

October 01, 2019

Dusty, Dane and Celine

September 24, 2019

Two at a time to save time

September 17, 2019

I tried to let it out nicely

September 04, 2019

Economy does some weird things to ya

August 27, 2019

The Toughest Thing In Football

August 20, 2019

"I've never seen a purple carrot."

August 13, 2019

Sam Newman and Sam Riches

July 02, 2019

"Kid Looker Afterer"

June 27, 2019

Dane and Scott's politically correct footie talk

June 13, 2019

Coat Swap

June 04, 2019

Hard as a cat's head

May 27, 2019

Learn to love your interlock

May 22, 2019

Vegas: 6 days and 2 sleeps

May 14, 2019

When Taylor got home with the ginger

May 08, 2019

Drinking Bans Invite Nothing But Trouble

April 30, 2019

Is Veganism a disease?

April 24, 2019

C'mon Deidre

April 16, 2019

Trifecta of Tools

April 09, 2019

Tree Hugging

April 02, 2019

Dane the Daddy Blogger

March 26, 2019

You weren't getting an earn doing a lap on grand final day

March 19, 2019

Gatorade Vodka and have you washed the clothes?

March 12, 2019

No Worries Ken

March 05, 2019

The Softest Thing I’ve Ever Touched

February 26, 2019

As soon as I got to the MCG I couldn't stop getting it

February 19, 2019

Ed wears his heart on his face

February 12, 2019

Vic Roads and Dole Queues

February 12, 2019

Who are Dane and Scotty and why are they doing a podcast together

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